So my family stayed at my aunt’s beach house last weekend and
a Harry Potter-themed
in the cupboard under the stairs
how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you
the ol’ razzle dazzle
teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA
The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.
The only historically accurate line in the whole film.
Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.
Me if you use those fingers correctly.
omg I almost spit out the water I was drinking
a million gallons of fun
I stood naked over him and took a picture
Why do I love everything about this
this is so cute
I will reblog this forever. I want this
"What are your talents?"
"Of course there aren’t any gay characters in animated movies! THEY’RE FOR KIDS!"
Yeah! Kids’ movies are supposed to be innoc-
Because telling kids that they can love whoever they want is TOO TERRIFYING AND CONFUSING. But showing them murder, execution, death, frightening images, war, and bullying is just fine.
Not to mention 101 Dalmatians where a crazy woman wanted to SKIN 99 PUPPIES